Monday, August 1, 2011

WANTED

WANTED

An older couple to act as surrogate family members for military family far from home.



Must be willing to:


-Sit next to us at church.

-Invite us over for an occasional Sunday dinner (or Saturday or Monday through Friday...let's be honest, we are pretty wide open).

-Stop by the house and check in on us now and then.

-Read "Paul the Police Car" and "Brown Bear Brown Bear" over and over to young son.

-Break up the quiet and provide adult conversation that doesn't involve leaving my tv on for background noise.

-Do occasional babysitting so mom can run to the store, go to the doctor, and get eyebrow waxing that's long overdue.

-Share in your family holiday celebrations if we are unable to get leave to make it to ours.


Preferred but not a must:

- Sewing skills (In the time it takes me to get any of Avery's clothes with holes to my mom, he's likely already outgrown them).

- Intermediate knowledge of cars. Would like for a gentleman to accompany me to the mechanics so that I don't get taken advantage of and end up with my roterers (sp?) sanded instead of just my oil changed.

- Basic handyman skills and willingness to kill/trap rodents and large insects.



*Payment will be in the form of hugs, thank you notes, and an occasional home cooked meal or baked good (if you help watch the baby while I make it!)

*All applicants will be considered, and judgement will also be based on religious preference and sexual orientation in addition to aforementioned requirements and skills. Sorry. So sue me.



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